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November 20, 2006

Musician?

"Does he want to be a musician or an airline pilot?"

- A professor auditioning an electronic musician in the movie FAME

October 03, 2006

And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

"I'm a Modern Man"

George Carlin, November 5th, 2005
Beacon Theater, NYC

I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.

I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.

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September 23, 2006

Heinlein's RenMan

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

---From the notebooks of Lazarus Long (1966-4272)

August 31, 2006

Cough Syrup

Stan. You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about you, man.
- Cartman from *South Park*

August 26, 2006

Cocoa Java

"You can even write cocoa programs in Java.
Don't write cocoa programs in Java."

- Aaron Hillegass

May 23, 2006

Painless

I'm free! Free from the spell of those diabolical teletubbies!

Thank You.

When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

Stewie - Family Guy

May 18, 2006

Academia: here's why I left. Almost forgot.

I was constantly surprised at the facility with which, by the aid of a few sonorous phrases, they refuted, without having comprehended me. They had learned, I know not where, that a monk... had formerly invented a mode of noting the gamut by ciphers: a sufficient proof that my system was not new.

J. J. Roussea *Confessions*

May 05, 2006

Engage

This amusement engaged me so much that [friends] were obliged to force me from it; and thus it is with every inclination I give into, it continues to augment, till at length it becomes so powerful, that I lose sight of everything except the favorite amusement. Years have not been able to cure me of that fault, nay, have not even diminished it... behold me, like an old dotard, infatuated with another, to me useless study, which I do not understand, and which even those who have devoted their youthful days to the acquision of, are constrained to abandon, at the age I am beginning it.

- J. J. Rouseau, *Confessions*

February 03, 2006

Music Business

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

- Hunter S. Thompson

January 24, 2006

Wiz kid

"The wiz man never fit you like the wiz kid did." --Ben Folds

*sigh**