quotes http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/ Quotes en Copyright 2007 Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:18:18 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.2 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Musician? "Does he want to be a musician or an airline pilot?"

- A professor auditioning an electronic musician in the movie FAME

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/11/musician.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/11/musician.html Famouser than me Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:18:18 -0500 And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. "I'm a Modern Man"

George Carlin, November 5th, 2005
Beacon Theater, NYC

I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.
I'm a modern man.

I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.

I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.

I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.

I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/10/and_i_can_give_you_a_gigabyte.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/10/and_i_can_give_you_a_gigabyte.html Famouser than me Tue, 03 Oct 2006 20:04:10 -0500 Heinlein's RenMan A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

---From the notebooks of Lazarus Long (1966-4272)

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/09/heinleins_renman.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/09/heinleins_renman.html Famouser than me Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:35:11 -0500 Pixar...sniffle...sniffle I'll cry at a Pixar film, but I'll try no to show it.

- A. M.

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/09/pixarsnifflesniffle.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/09/pixarsnifflesniffle.html AM Mon, 04 Sep 2006 22:19:47 -0500 Cough Syrup Stan. You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about you, man.
- Cartman from *South Park*

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/08/cough_syrup.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/08/cough_syrup.html Famouser than me Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:23:10 -0500 Cocoa Java "You can even write cocoa programs in Java.
Don't write cocoa programs in Java."

- Aaron Hillegass

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/08/cocoa_java.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/08/cocoa_java.html Famouser than me Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:24:55 -0500 Painless I'm free! Free from the spell of those diabolical teletubbies!

Thank You.

When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

Stewie - Family Guy

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/painless.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/painless.html Famouser than me Tue, 23 May 2006 01:23:20 -0500 Academia: here's why I left. Almost forgot. I was constantly surprised at the facility with which, by the aid of a few sonorous phrases, they refuted, without having comprehended me. They had learned, I know not where, that a monk... had formerly invented a mode of noting the gamut by ciphers: a sufficient proof that my system was not new.

J. J. Roussea *Confessions*

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/academia_heres_why_i_left_almo.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/academia_heres_why_i_left_almo.html Famouser than me Thu, 18 May 2006 11:53:17 -0500 Engage This amusement engaged me so much that [friends] were obliged to force me from it; and thus it is with every inclination I give into, it continues to augment, till at length it becomes so powerful, that I lose sight of everything except the favorite amusement. Years have not been able to cure me of that fault, nay, have not even diminished it... behold me, like an old dotard, infatuated with another, to me useless study, which I do not understand, and which even those who have devoted their youthful days to the acquision of, are constrained to abandon, at the age I am beginning it.

- J. J. Rouseau, *Confessions*

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/engage.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/engage.html Famouser than me Fri, 05 May 2006 03:53:09 -0500 Flaps down, captain. Maybe I'll just learn twisted or just give up and be more linear in the way I'm thinking, but that won't probably teach me what's actually happening "under the hood" when somebody needs to write something like node-watcher, twisted or, in my case, buffer watcher. I guess writing thread-safe event-based programming is hard, huh? ...given that the most clear "here's how you do it" I can find is http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Cookbook/Python/Recipe/365292 and that ain't short. Then again, neither is this email. ...

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/flaps_down_captain.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/05/flaps_down_captain.html JS Mon, 01 May 2006 21:22:40 -0500 C++ I'm having a little "hello world" problem over here.

- AM

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/c.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/c.html AM Fri, 10 Feb 2006 15:25:19 -0500 Getting some I come over to your house to get data and make out.

- AM

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/getting_some.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/getting_some.html AM Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:21:43 -0500 Music Business "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

- Hunter S. Thompson

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/music_business.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/music_business.html Famouser than me Fri, 03 Feb 2006 15:03:09 -0500 Who are YOU? since yesterday i have very much been interested in being me.

-AM

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/who_are_you.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/02/who_are_you.html AM Thu, 02 Feb 2006 23:32:34 -0500 Wiz kid "The wiz man never fit you like the wiz kid did." --Ben Folds

*sigh**

]]> http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/01/wiz_kid.html http://www.jonathansaggau.com/blogQuotes/2006/01/wiz_kid.html Famouser than me Tue, 24 Jan 2006 18:07:31 -0500